{"id":75759,"date":"2011-10-03T23:28:23","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T23:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/151.106.38.4\/2011\/10\/03\/martha-stewarts-daughter-alexis-bashes-her-in-new-book\/"},"modified":"2011-10-03T23:28:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T23:28:23","slug":"martha-stewarts-daughter-alexis-bashes-her-in-new-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/2011\/10\/03\/martha-stewarts-daughter-alexis-bashes-her-in-new-book\/","title":{"rendered":"Martha Stewart\u2019s daughter, Alexis, bashes her in new book"},"content":{"rendered":"

Imagine growing up with Martha Stewart as your mom. Delicious dinners. Fun crafts. An amazing Halloween.
\nUh, no.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s all for show, writes the domestic diva\u2019s daughter, Alexis Stewart, in a new book, Whateverland: Learning to Live Here, co-authored with Jennifer Koppelman Hutt. Alexis and Jennifer snarked on Martha in their Fine Living Network show, Whatever, Martha. ABC.com characterizes the book as a comical guide for those who \u201chate how-to manuals,\u201d slated for bookstore shelves Oct. 18.<\/p>\n

But this book takes Martha-bashing to a new level. Some excerpts:
\n– \u201cMartha does everything better! You can\u2019t win!\u201d Alexis, 46, says of her world-famous mother, 70. \u201cIf I didn\u2019t do something perfectly, I had to do it again. \u2026 I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.\u201d<\/p>\n

– Halloween? \u201cThere were no costumes. There was no anything. We turned off all the lights and pretended we weren\u2019t home,\u201d writes Alexis.<\/p>\n

– Martha\u2019s bathroom habits? \u201cMother always peed with the door open. I remember saying, \u2018You know, now I have friends over! You can\u2019t do that anymore! It\u2019s gotta stop! My friends\u2019 parents don\u2019t do it! Give me a break here! I don\u2019t feel like being embarrassed! It\u2019s exhausting! I\u2019m a kid! Stop!\u2019 \u201c<\/p>\n

– The refrigerator was always empty. \u201cThere was never anything to eat at my house. Other people had food. I had no food … There were ingredients but no prepared food of any kind.\u201d<\/p>\n

Notes Alexis at the start of the book: \u201cThanks in advance to my mother for not getting angry about anything written in this book.\u201d Martha has not commented.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Imagine growing up with Martha Stewart as your mom. Delicious dinners. Fun crafts. An amazing Halloween. Uh, no. That\u2019s all for show, writes the domestic diva\u2019s daughter, Alexis Stewart, in a new book, Whateverland: Learning to Live Here, co-authored with Jennifer Koppelman Hutt. Alexis and Jennifer snarked on Martha in their Fine Living Network show, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[688],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-infotainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nagalandpost.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}